Ain’t nobody more private than me.  I ain’t gonna share your information with anyone.  I don’t track what you’re looking at while you’re reading my stuff and I don’t waste my time trying to find out who is looking at my stuff and why.  No offense, but I don’t do this for you, I do it for me.

As far as cookies go, I’ll make ’em for ya, but I don’t even know what they hell they do on my computer.  I’m told if you want to turn them off, you can just make them go away on your browser.

Don’t steal what I write.  If someone does steal my information, I ain’t responsible for what was taken and republished somewhere else without my knowledge and permission.

I’m not sure I’ll ever care again…but I reserve the right to change this privacy policy whenever I want. If you have questions, and if you’ve read this far, you’re just the kind of person would would have questions…just fill out my contact form and I’ll see if I feel like getting back to you.

And oh by the way…I’m NOT Century 21 the company that sells houses and stuff.  If you came here thinking I was, then I’m sorry to disappoint you.  They’re nice people and they’ll be happy if you just head on over to